we wait for kingdom come with the radio on

dear snow, thank you for ruining my dinner plans. i should be hanging out at the boynton enjoying a bucket of booze with the lovely michelle anderson gossiping about boys and catching up since we havent seen each other in months. instead i am home watching buffy on my laptop while paul does homework because my car cant make it out of the driveway with an inch of snow let alone how ever many are actually accumulating out there.

guess i cant bitch too much since its the first snow fall we’ve gotten this year.

wait yes i can. i want a boynton bucket goddamnit.

(for those that don’t know a boynton bucket is a drink consisting of: Coconut rum, blackberry brandy, raspberry vodka, triple sec, Blue Curacao and fresh juices served to two or more persons. Served in a beach pail with super long straws)

SERVED IN A BEACH PAIL. nothing is better then that.

it’s not very often that a tv show will get me to laugh out loud. but Archer gets at least a chuckle if not a full on laugh once an episode if not more.

“Suck it Samwise!”

whenever i watch the voice i keep staring at blake sheltons arm trying to figure out what the heck he has tattooed. looks like barbed wire surrounding polka dots. not exactly awesome, or badass. or anything significant. so i googled it.

“Shelton drew his own tattoo, and it’s supposed to be deer tracks since he loves to hunt. However, people often mistake it for one thing in particular: “To this moment, people still come up to me and say, ‘Man, ladybugs … that’s cool. What does that mean to you?’ I probably have the crappiest tattoo — not only in country music — but maybe the world,” he said. He later had the barbed wire added to make the tattoo “more manly.””

lolihatefun replied to your post: is it too much to ask for someone to blow dry and…

Want me to do it?

lolihatefun:

I like when people say, “oh wow, I like that shirt on you”, if I wear a long sleeve flannel or button or sweater. I believe they say it because they think Ive grown up. Nope. I’m just really dressing geared towards the weather. I can’t pull off dressing preppy. Or grown up. Or in “management” material clothing. It just doesn’t fit the person I am. Give me black jeans. Dickies. Or army camo shorts or gtfo.

i don’t think dressing preppy is necessarily the same thing as dressing grown up. and i think as punk rock man such as yourself, you can get away with wearing whatever you want as kind of a ‘fuck you’ to what society expects you to wear. dickies, black jeans, camo shorts - those are the expected for a fully tatted beared fussy haired dude. and i actually think its even more punk rock and ‘damn the man’ to wear clothes outside of that norm. plus i think you look sexy in a sweater and a button up. and also - dressing more professional is not a bad thing. it’s one of those things you have to do eventually. especially since you work with the general public. even if it is a bunch of immature college kids.

is it too much to ask for someone to blow dry and style my hair for once? it takes so long to dry my hair. its so thick. and its getting so long. 

lolihatefun:

I came into work today with a case of the Monday’s, then I saw my mommy brought me some food, and they went away. Then I read our reading assignment about how tipper gore thinks heavy metal and rap lyrics need to be toned with their racism and the case of the mondays returned. But now I’m listening to Bruce springsteen newest album and the Monday’s have subsided… For now.

i woke up with the case of the mondays as well. mostly because the phone woke me up, then i saw UPS fucked up my package delivery, and i realize i threw away the receipt for the jeans i bought yesterday and i have to return them. but then i had coffee, and am watching the musical episode of Buffy so the mondays went away. 

someone posted in the gilmore girls tag that jareds little sister on GG is lexi on vampire diaries. 

no. 

lyndsey is his wife not his little sister….

silly n00b.

i’m not sure what just happened on my facebook status but i like it.

i need a feel good comfort movie to watch. the cinematic equivalent of mashed potatoes and meatloaf. or chicken pot pie. or a warm frothy mug of hot chocolate.

i would watch atonement but im so emotionally tapped right now i would end up in hysterics. maybe the road to el dorado…

mmarieritter replied to your audio post: I felt pretty when they turned out the lights…. …

WHEN ALL MY GUTS WERE TELLIN ME TO RUN I STUCK AROUND

lolihatefun:

expressilence:

lolihatefun:

expressilence:

lolihatefun:

dont you just hate when someone knows your name and you have no idea what their name is, or how they know your name?

#STALKERalert

Was it a girl?? it better not have been a girl.

 twas some old motherfucker

when i first read this i thought you called me a ‘twat’ i almost got very offended. was this old motherfucker the person who stole your lemon line seltzer water??

 #thingsthatmakemego”hmmmm”

i bet that this person has like a shrine set up to you. with your face made out of old papers youve copied and cans of lemon lime seltzer for arms.

lolihatefun:

expressilence:

lolihatefun:

dont you just hate when someone knows your name and you have no idea what their name is, or how they know your name?

#STALKERalert

Was it a girl?? it better not have been a girl.

 twas some old motherfucker

when i first read this i thought you called me a ‘twat’ i almost got very offended. was this old motherfucker the person who stole your lemon line seltzer water??

lolihatefun:

dont you just hate when someone knows your name and you have no idea what their name is, or how they know your name?

#STALKERalert

Was it a girl?? it better not have been a girl.

lolihatefun:

oh man, im so thristy. let me go grab a lemon lime seltzer out of the icebox at my work…. oh wait, someone stole the 2 I had in there. fucking, assholes.

i bet its the same person who keeps writing those bomb threats. its all a ruse to get your lemon lime seltzer.

it’s not even 9pm and i am so exhausted i’m almost falling asleep on my laptop. but i can’t go to bed until i hear from derek.